Thursday, April 11, 2013

Zombie Hunter's Tea: Good For surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!!

ZOMBIE, zombie apocalypse, diabetes, health, homebrewed tea

Aside from Avenging Diabetes we pride ourselves on trying to save the world from Zombies! 

Zombie hunters have relied on this tea for thousands of years. What the general public is not aware of is just how many full out zombie apocalypse' have been thwarted simply because of this Juice Avenger original tea (passed down from our great, great, great... many times begotten grandfather Juicy Jr.)  We promise!

There are several things you will need for this tea:

1. Zombie repelling Helmet, that protects all access to your brain.
2. Zombie Tea maker:  One Vessel: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse glass tumbler.
   I love this thing! 

The real ingredients:

1 knuckle of fresh ginger
1 bunch (about 10-15 leaves) of fresh mint
1 tsp (or to taste) fresh ground cinnamon
Mix all of the above ingredients in your maker
Add in Hot water, and steep for at least 10 minutes.
(the longer it steeps, the better chance of warding off the zombies).

ADD INS:

Fresh Lemon to taste
(Your sweetener, honey, or one of the hundreds of controversial sweeteners on the market)... OR!!!

  Juice an apple, and use a little apple juice as a natural sweetener.  Up to you friends!

We hope you will try this, and join us on our journey to defeat Diabetic Zombies everywhere

Thanks for reading! 

1 DAY AND A LIFETIME TO..... ZOMBIE!!!!!